After doing the very simple procedure of changing a light
bulb and your neighbor goes, “Hey! This girl does not fear electricity-o! I
say!” Uh…should I not be doing this in the future?
Having your counterpart tell you, “You are a very good boy!
You are a good boy!” …I’m a girl…you know that, right?
“I have prepared rat mole for you!”
Having your motorcycle rider tell you, “My bike does not
have any brakes. That is why I keep asking you to get off when we go down
hills.”
When the cab driver opens his door to shoo something out and
someone asks, “A mosquito?” And he responds, “No, a small scorpion.”
“I dreamt about you last night. Cameroon was suiting you
fine! You were pregnant.”
“It’s good to carry a stick when it’s sunny like this so you
can kill the snakes” Uhh, I’ve been walking this path for over a year… why has
no one warned me before today?
“Baby, you have no shame.” Said to a literal baby, who is
still one year old.
“You look funny.” Would you care to qualify that? What
exactly looks funny? Was it necessary to tell me?
“You will not leave this place. You will marry here. You
will stay forever.”
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