Unfortunately, the Cameroonian plumber who designed my
bathroom did not exactly take into consideration the shedding that occurs for
white women such as myself. Understandably so, since most women in my community
keep their heads shaved or wear mesh that doesn’t exactly fall out in the
shower. However, as a woman who does not shave her head, I in fact have a lot
of hair that does fall out in the shower. So when my shower drain started to
act up, I knew what had gone wrong. Water wasn’t going down as quickly and the
bathroom was starting to flood (my bathroom is the size of a twin bed, so it
doesn’t take too much effort). The bad news is that my bathroom is connected to
my bedroom and the bathroom is at a higher elevation than my room, and thus
water tends to want to go to my bedroom. My first plan of action was to try to
snake the drain. This is where the plumber messed up. The drain has a plastic
cover that seemingly tries to prevent things like this from happening, but the
cover is cemented to the floor. It is not possible for me to stick anything
into the small holes in the covering to try to get the gunk out. Next plan, some
sort of chemical I can pour into the drain. I went into the local store and
asked about it. I got laughed at. “I don’t think that exists in Cameroon,” I
was told. I travelled to the largest city in proximity to me and started
hunting around. People thought it existed here! They did not really know where
though. I eventually found a man who had a bottle of chemicals that he promised
would work to unclog drains. I took the bottle and read it, and it did indeed
say it would unclog drains. It said to pour half the bottle into the drain and
it would clear it out. Seemed pretty promising. Then I read the other side. It
promised to clear “serpents, mice, genies, and all beings of a mystical nature.”
I immediately became skeptical of this witchcraft drain-o. I pointed it out to
the man, but he said it was also modern, they just wrote that for believers,
and would deal with other normal problems. He promised it would work. For the
equivalent of 2 bucks, I figured I would at least try it, and since the bottle
said I should wear gloves, at least some chemical had to be active.
I went home. I opened the bottle and poured some of the
liquid into the drain. Immediately, a large plume of noxious gas came shooting
out of the drain. Genie? Possibly. That was it for me though. I didn’t want to
be around any toxic fumes like the ones emitting from my drain, so I left the
bathroom and hoped the smoke was more than just an elaborate display. I tried
to shower the next morning and the drain was blocked almost worse than before.
Conclusion: The genie is gone but the hair is most definitely still there.